IWIWAL

There is a long story behind why this is stuck in my head....
Nevermind, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go,
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo!
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I would sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I could throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd hang with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't have to matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, I know it's sad but true.
But, maybe I might understand you guys and all you do.
But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO!
I wish I was a lesbian, I know it's sad but true.

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo (I hate that machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
Loudon Wainwright III