...so tell me who the fuck are YOU?
Mistress Maddie got me thinking about actors that have made me see something of myself in them. I had to give that a lot of thought. I can recall a lot of roles that have made me think 'Yeah, I'd love to be like that in real life,' but that's admiration, not recognition.
Truthfully, I come up with Jack Nicholson, Bea Arthur and a comic strip character from National Lampoon - Bonnie, from Trots and Bonnie. I always did love that 1920's - 1940's thing Bonnie had going on.
Jack Nicholson. He's smart, and he's exhausting. I express myself in an animated fashion and if I'm on a tangent, you'll have a front seat to an exhaustive, colorful, manic tirade. The facial expressions, the tones of voice, the sarcasm, the fucked-up sense of humor...yeah. I've never come through a door with a fire axe after Shelley Duvall, but I could. I have a fire axe.
Bea Arthur is a given. I am a much stumpier Bea Arthur. Snide? Attitude? Wears long vests? Yup.
Now. Who would I like to be?
1. Jimi Page - Stanley Clarke. I would like to look like Nichelle Nichols, and I would like to sing like Joni Mitchell. I would settle for a direct talent transplant from Les Claypool because God knows I don't want to look like the dude.
2. Deadpool minus cancer - Mr. Spock - Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux - Gandalf. Kind of a warrior mage thing going on, heavy on the kung fu. Actually...
3. Make that Mr. Spock - Gandalf. I would have the Order of Vulcan and be The Servant of the Secret Flame of Anor.
4. Or wait. Charlize Theron in Mad Max: Fury Road - Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux. One has a robot arm (SO STINKIN' COOL) can drive a semi, and will kick your ass; and one has EXTREME FASHION, mad Kung Fu skills, a friend with hands for feet, and will kick your ass.
So let's reduce this stock. What you get is a foxy, musically talented, violent genius. (Not quite Buckaroo Banzai, but you wouldn't have to put up with Jeff Goldblum either.) We will name this perfect creature Jistanelleni Despochadalf Theron.
Well then, let's get ready! Coming up next: Jistanelleni Despochadalf Theron - Musically Talented, Violent, Foxy Genius
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